About Me

My name is Mario El Monstruosidad. I like ice cream. I like pie. I am a seniah at the Carol Morgan School. I’ve lived in Nicaragua, US, Philippines, Portugal, Peru, and now the Dominican Republic. I am still not sure what I want to be when I grow up but I know that right now I just like to have fun.  I hope to someday be the first human born in space. Furthermore I would like to be the youngest player to win the MVP award. I don’t care what sport. If I could travel back in time I would travel to when I was born and tell myself how awesome I am. I’m also more intelligent than the entire third grade combined which I think is pretty impressive. I would rather be a penguin than an orca because penguins are way cooler and orcas are really mean. Given the choice to go to Mars or China I would go to Monaco on my yacht. There was this one time at band camp where I brought cookies and then a bear came. Not fun. Anyways I’m kind of running out of stuff to write so I’ll try to give you a couple more stories and then I’ll go. When I was like 13 I went egging houses and then the huachiman chased us down and then I lost my shoe and then I ended up getting detained in the police station. 100% worth it, would totally do it again. Ok that’s enough for now bye bye.